Judging by Jennifer Lopez's recent spending habits, she might be pregnant. The high-maintenance singer reportedly budgeted $180,000 to create a lavish nursery in her Los Angeles home. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer has more:

[Lopez] spent a fat chunk of that amount on hand-painted baby furniture, luxury linens and bedding for a custom-made crib, fixtures, etc., from a major baby boutique. Hey, maybe J.Lo's just putting herself in the right mood for baby making through positive thinking, but…stay tuned.

J-Lo hasn't even popped out her baby and I already hate it. How could I not? She's a bitch and her husband looks like Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. So what I’m trying to say is that in nine months you could tell me that J-Lo gave birth to an angry rat and I would totally believe you.