The California Highway Patrol is recommeding that Brandy be charged with a misdemeanor count of vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence. The R&B singer caused an accident on December 30th that resulted in the death of Awatef Aboudihaj, a mother of two. If charged and convicted, Brandy faces up to one year in Los Angeles county jail. According to CHP spokesman Leland Tang:
"We know that Brandy's at fault for the chain reaction of the collision," Tang told People MagazineTang adds that the investigation found there were no indicators that Brandy was distracted at the moment she rear-ended the 2005 Toyota being driven by Awatef Aboudihaj, who died the evening after the crash at Providence Holy Cross Medical Center.
No indicators she was distracted? What about the seven heaps of twisted metal on the side of the road--the ones that used to resemble cars. That seems like a pretty good indicator to me. Call me crazy but there's usually a reason behind someone causing a seven car pileup on the freeway. Who was leading this investigation? A turtle with a badge taped to its shell?
Jessica Simpson hung out with Billy Joel and his wife at John Mayer's concert at the University of Miami on Friday. Simpson was observed taking pictures of herself, the crowd, and Mayer. Still no word on how Simpson figured out how to work the camera:
"She was rocking out the whole time," says one concertgoer. "She only seemed to know the words to his older songs though, because she sang along to 'Your Body is a Wonderland' and his older hits. She was dancing like she was a real fan, and a lot of the crowd had their eyes on her the whole time."
Damn, is Jessica at a John Mayer concert or a magic show? She looks way too happy. And look at the rest of the crowd. What the hell is going on there? It reminds me of this bad dream I've been having. I'm at this John Mayer concert and...uh...that's pretty much it.
Brooke Burke on her way to the gym in Santa Monica, California
Here's another amusing picture from the infamous ParisExposed.com site I've been telling you about. That fatty [allegedly] licking up the cocaine is Nicole Richie. Now I'm no Colombian expat but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to snort cocaine not lap it up like a golden retriever. What's the age limit on returning an adopted baby? For Lionel Richie's sake, let's hope it's 30.
You knew this was bound to happen. Paris Hilton posted a MySpace message reacting to all of the embarassing personal items that were released last week on ParisExposed.com. Since she's no longer has her own MySpace page, Paris used boyfriend Stavros Niarchos' page. Judging by the misspellings, it's probably the real Paris. Here's Stavros with the introduction:
"Yoooo - if u didn't kno P doesn't have her public account anymore. She was forced to delete it after the amount of publicity it got (wit the whole Britney blog) She wanted to put out a little message to the fans because I let her kno about the ammount of fanmail I hav been getting...and its ridic"
And then we have Paris:
"Hey, I'm sure you've heard it over the news on on some gossip blog - but, there has been a website that was made. On the website contains personal things, pictures/videos/writings, etc.Yes, I am ashamed and overly embarrassed about my personal items being put publicly out there. The videos and pictures contain some explicit things, and things I've done in the past. PLEASE note that the pictures and videos were from years ago, when I was wild and just partied all the time.
I'm writing this because I want my fans to know that I am no longer that way that is shown on the website. It's unfortunate that things had to be let out this way, and I am extremely sad that some one would go out of their way just to make me feel low. It just go's to show that I have people out there to get me for something I haven't done...& it's too bad that people treat me in such an unkind and cruel way, when I have done nothing to anyone.
I know that my true fans will stick with me until this goes away. I want to thank those who have been nothing but possitive with this situation.
Love always,
Paris"
God I love the internet--and not just because of the incredible amount of crazy German porn that you can download for free...MY GOD that makes 25 gerbils--It's like a damn clown car!...why can't I stop watching?...Oops, got a little off track there. Anyways, I love it because there's sites like MySpace which let retards like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton write directly to their fans without interference and editing from their PR rep. And I don't think "retard" is too harsh a word to describe Paris:
Exhibit A: Her primary defense is all the stuff on the video happened in the past when "I wild and just partied all the time." Umm, "in the past" like last week?
Exhibit B: Her left eye
Note: Check out some of the video awesomeness here
Even though producer Scott Storch is worth tens of millions of dollars, he still has no friends. He threw himself a birthday party last month at Mansion in Miami and, while a few famous people showed up, none of them had a vagina. According to a source:
"He's upset that none of his famous female friends - Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year's! Kelly Rowland was supposed to come and sing a special 'Happy Birthday' to him and she was a no-show, too."A rep for Storch said, "Scott was not upset at all - he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl even popped out of the cake."
Ahhh, poor Scott. He throws himself a party and all his girlfriends are too busy washing their hair and doing their laundry. This happens to me all the time--especially on Friday and Saturday nights. The usual response is "Date?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA" or a "Fuck off and die you pervert before I call the police on you for violating the restraining order." Well the jokes on you...Let's see that restraining order stop these binoculars!
George Clooney and Pamela Anderson?
George Clooney is denying reports that he's dating Pamela Anderson. According to reports (like me), Pam and George had dinner in a private room together at a Sherman Oaks restaurant with Pam giving George a lap dance at the end of the night. According to George, the reports are lies, all lies!!
"I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven't seen her since," Clooney said in a statement through his spokesman. "And I've never been to that restaurant."
So the story goes from "Pam ended up on George's lap at the end of their date" to "I haven't met that bitch in seven years." Obviously both stories are probably stretching the truth a bit with what actually happend falling somewhere in the middle. Maybe Pam and George weren't on an actual "date" in the traditonal sense of the word. Not unless you consider Pam blowing George behind the Beverly Hills Taco Bell "dating."
Angelina Jolie's mom Marcheline Bertrand died Saturday at the Cedars -Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The former actress had been battling ovarian cancer for the last six years. Betrand raised Jolie after divorcing husband Jon Voight in 1978. According to The Sun:
Angelina, 31, made a mercy dash in a private jet across America so she could be at her mum’s side after she took a turn for the worse. A source said: "Angie was dreading this moment. She felt she had already lost her father — and now her mom too."
This is usually the part of the story where I write something funny. Which I would do if Angelina's mom died of something funny like a lion attack or malaria. Cancer's kind of tough. Like fractions.
Note to Mary-Kate Olsen: If you don't want your picture taken by the paparazzi, don't wear an area rug out in public. To think I used to routinely masturbate to this chick. Now I think I'd rather whack off to autopsy photos.
By the way, notice how you never see Mary-Kate and the abominable snowman in the same picture? I'm just saying...
Romanian model Alina Vacariu
