Us Magazine is reporting that Courtney Love was recently contacted by American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe to gauge her interest in appearing as a judge on the popular show. Though the specifics are unknown, a source told Usmagazine.com that Lythgoe was considering having Love "replace Paula." According to Love:
"He called. He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."
American Idol reps could not immediately be reached for comment.
I'd assume the only reason they'd ever want to replace Paula is because of her recent quirky behavior. Which makes these rumors about Courtney all the more confusing. This bitch's middle name is quirky behavior. Sure I'm pissed my cat's been scratching up the couch lately, but I'm not gonna go replace it with a mountain lion.
Took Paris long enough, but she's finally suing the owner of ParisExposed.com to get him to shut down the site. Not that it really matters since everything has already been released. Like those cool pictures yesterday of Nicole Richie lapping up a plate of cocaine and these cool pictures today of Paris Hilton smoking the reefer. Is there any drug this bitch hasn't done? Two days ago I would have said steroids. But then yesterday I called her a whore and she threw a car at me.
This isn't gonna help J-Lo with the recent rumors about her possible conversion to Scientology. During an interview over the weekend with a Miami TV station, Jennifer Lopez was asked about the recent Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes "wedding of the decade" in Italy, a true Scientology-studded affair. Lopez launched into a defense of the interplanetary religion before revealing that her father David has practiced it for the past 20 years:
"My dad has been a Scientologist for 20 years," Lopez said. "It's weird people want to paint it in a negative way. I, myself, am Catholic. But it's just sad that people would look at it (Scientology) in that way."
After the interview aired, Lopez's rep, Leslie Sloane, said, "Jennifer is not a Scientologist, nor is she becoming a Scientologist.
Yeah it's so weird that people paint Scientology in a negative way. And for no reason whatsoever. Sure it was invented by a science fiction author in 1952 but really, except for some of the marginal faiths like Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Islam, what religion wasn't invented by a science fiction author in 1952? And if worshipping an alien dictator of the Galactic Confederacy is wrong, dammit, I don't want to be right. The same goes for not wearing pants and parking in handicapped spots.
Is rap mogul Diddy banging Sienna Miller? According to sources, the couple was seen getting awfully cozy at Tao during the Sundance Film Festival. And then on Sunday morning Diddy was photographed dropping Miller off at her New York hotel after a rumored long night of partying. Oh yeah, Diddy just had twins with someone not named Sienna Miller. According to TMZ:
Diddy had a trapped rat look when he noticed cameras watching from across the street -- and we're told a bodyguard was sent over to the photographer to try and get him to delete the footage.
Does it ever not look suspicious asking a photographer to erase footage of you? Diddy could have totally played this off as just him dropping off a friend after a routine night of partying. But then he had to overreact and set everyone's imagination off to the races. I'm picturing Diddy and Miller engaged in some sort of crazy sex game involving dead animals and watermelons. And illegal immigrants. Definitely some illegal immigrants.
Maybe Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen aren't broken up after all. A few weeks ago Britney told paparazzi agency X17 that Isaac and she were "no longer together." But just a few days ago, Cohen at the posh lingerie store La Bra buying some very personal gifts for the mother of two. According to MSNBC:
He walked out with a black silk La Perla tuxedo shirt that set him back $358 - as well as seven pairs of panties, reports a source, who add, "I guess it was one for each day of the week."
Has this guy been on a deserted island for the past few months? Maybe he should refresh his memory by clicking here, here, and here. Panties for Britney Spears ranks right behind running shoes for Stephen Hawking as pretty much the worst gifts ever. He should have been practical and bought her something like a vacuum and maybe some cleaning supplies. Women love that kind of shit!
Lance Bass, 27, has confirmed to People Magazine that he and boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl, 33, have broken up. This doesn't really come as a shock since the two were seen avoiding each other's company during the Sundance Film Festival in Utah last week. After dating since July, the two split in early December because they wanted to "work on their relationship." Oops, didn't work:
"We broke up last week," Bass tells PEOPLE. "But we're really good friends. Nothing bad at all - nothing bad at all to say."
Wait, what? It's not supposed to go down like this (pun totally intended). MTV has taught me that when two gay dudes break up they're supposed to call each other bitches and scratch and pull hair and shit like that. This just seems so...civil. Lance, can I least get one of those sassy finger waves and maybe a "OH NO YOU DI'INT"
Eva Longoria was a little confused during a recent paid appearance at Harrods department store in London. Under the impression that Harrods was picking up the bill, the Desperate Housewives star picked out $19,000 worth of clothing and accessories. Mike Walker of the National Enquirer has the rest:
Eva was stunned when they sent her a bill for the merchandise! Harrods assumed she'd pony up from her $100,000 PA fee. Desperately not amused, Eva paid off the Brits - keeping a stiff upper lip, of course!
I know, I know, this story sucks ass. But I needed an excuse to post these awesome pictures of Eva Longoria without makeup. Can you believe this woman makes routine appearances on "hottest celebrity" lists? She's just so...average. I'd rather stick my penis into a jar of fire ants.
You gotta hand it to this guy for his staying power. After the big divorce, he could have gone the way of that mouthy hooker I picked up last month and silently disappeared, but instead we're talking about his Super Bowl commercial. If you would have came up to me on the street five months ago and told me I'd still be writing about K-Fed in late January...Wait, why are you coming up to me on the street to talk about K-Fed? Seriously, get the fuck away from me.
