George Clooney says he’s not dating Pamela Anderson

George Clooney and Pamela Anderson?

George Clooney is denying reports that he's dating Pamela Anderson. According to reports (like me), Pam and George had dinner in a private room together at a Sherman Oaks restaurant with Pam giving George a lap dance at the end of the night. According to George, the reports are lies, all lies!!

"I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven't seen her since," Clooney said in a statement through his spokesman. "And I've never been to that restaurant."

So the story goes from "Pam ended up on George's lap at the end of their date" to "I haven't met that bitch in seven years." Obviously both stories are probably stretching the truth a bit with what actually happend falling somewhere in the middle. Maybe Pam and George weren't on an actual "date" in the traditonal sense of the word. Not unless you consider Pam blowing George behind the Beverly Hills Taco Bell "dating."

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But who wouldn't want sloppy seconds after Kid Rock... and Tommy Lee... and so on...

How long ago did Pamela Anderson contract her major VD? 6 years ago maybe ... at least under 7 years, right George?

I think it's funny that he knows EXACTLY how long it has been since he's seen Ms. Anderson.

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