George Clooney and Pamela Anderson were spotted "frolicking together" on a romantic dinner date three weeks ago. The couple was spotted dining in their own private room at the Valley Inn Restaurant in Sherman Oaks, California. According to a source, the date ended with Pamela sitting on George's lap:

Since that evening, the odd couple has been spotted out and about, enjoying dog walks together. A pal says, "George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet."

What the hell is George Clooney thinking? Besides the fact Pamela has hepatitis-c and two kids, BITCH USED TO BE MARRIED TO TOMMY LEE. That means if your name isn't "Lexington Steele" and you're not wielding 12" you shouldn't be dating her. I don't know, maybe George is just really into vaginas that look like a cross between an abandoned mine shaft and an old catcher's mitt--and may or may not be providing shelter for a family of possums.