Patrick Dempsey and Ellen Pompeo of Grey's Anatomy

Bad breath seems to be an epidemic on the set of hit ABC show Grey's Anatomy. First "Dr. McSteamy," Eric Dane, was dubbed "Dr. McSmelly" by co-stars Kate Walsh and Sara Ramirez. Now Dr. McDreamy, Patrick Dempsey, is the target of his co-stars' ribbing. According to Mike Walker of the National Enquirer, Dempsey's breath was so bad during a recent scene with Ellen Pompeo that she "yelped at Patrick," saying:

"Oh, my God, what did you have for lunch?" Embarrassed, Patrick apologized profusely, confessing he'd masticated salad drowned in garlic dressing. "Dr. McFoul-Mouth" was handed a jar of mouthwash and sent off to gargle until he was kissing-sweet.

This reminds me of this girlfriend I had in college whose two passions were garlic and cigarettes (I know, I know, but she has big tits). She had the worst damn breath. I use to secretly pour Listerine and cologne down her throat in the middle of the night so she'd be nice and fresh for our early-morning antics. Sure some people might have actually told her she had bad breath but, c'mon, that's just mean.

I guess bad breath is still better than beating your wife.

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As long as she had big tits :)

the first wife admitted she lied about him abusing her............

I wouldn't care what his breath was like, especially if I had to go around looking like Ellen Pompeo's fugly ass. I would just be grateful to have a job making a lot of money for a good looking man who is being paid a lot of money to even pretend to like, let alone want to kiss me. That bitch should be on her knees thanking somebody for any opportunity to be kissed. I'm hoping that Patrick Dempsey then begged the producers to start making that whore wear a bag over her head!

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