Leave it to Donald to add fuel to the fire that is The View. After reading about the supposed backstage spat between Barbara Walters and Rosie O'Donnell, Trump took it upon himself to fill Rosie in on the truth. I'm going to blockquote a nice little section of the letter, but the entire thing is comedic gold and you should read it after the jump.

To be exact, she said that 'working with her is like living in hell' and, more pointedly, 'Donald never get into the mud with pigs' and, 'don't worry, she won't be here for long.'

I think i'm going to call this the Trump triple play. When you think about it, this might destroy The View (hopefully I'm on to Donald's secret plan!) because any which way people are going to be pissed off. This letter is so insidiously crafted it's scary, kind of like my Uncle Bob's ice cream truck conversion. You would be surprised how easy it is to mount a dentist's chair in the back of one of those things if you remove one of the freezers. Don't worry, it still plays songs and draws a nice crowd at the local elementary school.