David Schwimmer, along with friends John Krasinski (The Office) and Joey Slotnick (Nip/Tuck), hit up New York bar Pastis the other night. Despite being two years removed from highly successful show Friends, Schwimmer still acted every part the mega-star. According to the New York Post:
"A sexy blond fan went over to talk to him, and he had this annoyed, very dismissive look on his face," our spy said. "John was taking it in a good-natured way, but David had that 'don't-bother-me' look." A hostess started to intercept, but the admirer took the hint and split.
I hate celebrities who act all high and mighty. David Schwimmer puts his pants on one leg at a time and cries after sex just the rest of us. The only difference is he uses 100s to light his cigars while I can only afford to use 20s...O.K. maybe that's not the only difference--I GUARANTEE I steal more office supplies than him.
As much as Marc Anthony looks like Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Schwimmer looks like the turtle from that random Saturday morning cartoon.
Yuk. Who wants to talk to that pathetic excuse for an actor anyway?
I agree w/you 100%!..I cannot stand these hollow higher than the all mighty asshole actors who walk the earth as if they are God!....Karma's a bitch!
Makes you wish that wretched monkey had been infected with something slow, drool-inducing and terminal??
David Schwimmer really is a prick. Check out his profile on myspace.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=22050270
God, he's repulsive. And his myspace profile nails it. What an ass. Ugly, too. And that whiny voice... He'll be a regular on Hollywood Squares any day now. Idiot.
right. because that's really david schwimmer's myspace. i mean, why would it not be? no one would ever think to... impersonate an actor. especially on the internet. the idea is so revolutionary that i'm fairly surprised i've had it. in fact, it's far too revolutionary! i must push this idea out of my head, by the only means necessary... a bullet.
The myspace profile nails it because he's such an ass, not because it's real.
Dayam he is so freaking fine. I wish I was marrying him this year. (J/k honey)
The Shocker:
Are for real? That is NOT his real profile on myspace. Everything on the profile verifies that. Why would someone talk about themselves in such a cynical way?
Heh, I bet you run that profile...don't you. You're sick.
Hahahahahhahahahaha.
What a douche. The Myspace profile matches this report perfectly. How funny would it be if this 6'2" dork had a small hog? He's angry for a reason.
Who's the mexican Drag Queen on his arm. He is a one trick pony. He will be doing nothing but Friends reunion shows and small town theatre until Joanie no longer love Chachie.
Dude, that's Jada Pinkett Smith, an african-american drag queen.
Okay first, Jeff and Jersey, you guys need to settle down. I don't want you to pull a muscle or anything.
I'm not sure if either of you are actually members on myspace (I'm guessing not), but you can't view his other profile pictures if you aren't. There are personal candids of him and his family on there. Which might just mean that he has an agressive stalker. But c'mon this is David Schwimmer. No one is gonna stalk him.
most celebrities don't have time to use myspace. If it was really his myspace. There would be his profile linked on the fakers groups showing whose real and whose not.someone could have read this and made up a profile.
Yes, Schwimmer is a dick. I saw him at the Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational in 2006. I was shocked at how rude he was to our clients. I'm a huge 'Friends' fan, but whenever i see Ross I want to punch him. Boo David Schwimmer
This story (and all is ridiculous. Think about it. All he did was give a so-called 'dismissive look' to a sexy blond. He is famous - If some dumb starf*cker just came up to me and tried to get off with me JUST because I was famous I'd give her a dismissive look too.
David Schwimmer's an ASSHOLE!! HE SUCK'S AND HE HAS NO TALENT IN ACTING! HE SHOULD BE THANKFUL AND APRECIATE THAT SOMEONE WOULD LIKE THIS BIG PATHETIC LOSER JERK!
I am postitive that David Schwimmer wouldn't even have a myspace. Have you seen how many different myspaces and facebooks and whatnot there are of the same celebrity. People are always impersonating celebrities. I agree with Jegard, you cannot tell how he really is just by a first impression and the way he acts. I bet he is a really nice man if you sat down and had a one-on-one converstaion with him.
hi! anybody knows something about news between jen and schimmer, something about a baby? i am looking for in internet but i cant found nothing. if somebody knows please tell me. thanks