Is rap mogul Diddy banging Sienna Miller? According to sources, the couple was seen getting awfully cozy at Tao during the Sundance Film Festival. And then on Sunday morning Diddy was photographed dropping Miller off at her New York hotel after a rumored long night of partying. Oh yeah, Diddy just had twins with someone not named Sienna Miller. According to TMZ:

Diddy had a trapped rat look when he noticed cameras watching from across the street -- and we're told a bodyguard was sent over to the photographer to try and get him to delete the footage.

Does it ever not look suspicious asking a photographer to erase footage of you? Diddy could have totally played this off as just him dropping off a friend after a routine night of partying. But then he had to overreact and set everyone's imagination off to the races. I'm picturing Diddy and Miller engaged in some sort of crazy sex game involving dead animals and watermelons. And illegal immigrants. Definitely some illegal immigrants.