The world's most famous soccer player, David Beckham, is moving to Los Angeles with celebrity wife Victoria. The reason? Not enough playing time in Madrid.

"After discussing several options with my family and my business advisers I have decided to join (the) L.A. Galaxy and play in the MLS (Major League Soccer) from August," Beckham said in a statement released on his behalf.

Sure, Beckham got a great contract ($250 million over five years), but I think the real winner here is me -- it looks like I'll have another slutty celeb running rampant in Hollywood to write about. How long until Posh is sighted at Hyde? It's only a matter of time before we get a pic of Posh doing a tequila bodyshot off of Lindsay's freckled ass. Maybe a crotch shot with Paris. Or even a pill popping session in the bathroom with Britney! God, English chicks are so classy.