Britney Spears might be pregnant with her third child

According to Britney Spears friends, the pop star might be pregnant again. One friend "who sees Britney every week" thinks she has the same "look" she had during her previous two pregnancies. Apparently Britney has a "sparkle in her eye...like she's relaxed and happy." Additionally, Britney's been skipping the booze lately:

“Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka,” a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the In Touch Weekly. “But Britney drank bottled water.”

Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago — but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child.

I was a little skeptical of this report until I read that part about Britney drinking water instead of alcohol. The only time Britney turns down alcohol is when she has things growing inside of her like babies or tapeworm. So yeah, she's definitely pregnant because I just don't see that tapeworm "glaze" in her eyes like she always gets when she's being ravaged by internal parasites. Which leads to the larger question of who the father is. My vote is for the guy that played the Dad on The Beverly Hillbillies. I don't know why, it just seems right.

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Just what the world needs, another Britney baby running around

maybe we got k-fed all wrong. its not his super sperm but britney's super ovaries? i mean pregnant again? off what? as far as i know vodka doesn't cause pregnancy, although that would explain this large lump on my stomach...

I'm now convinced that Britney is afflicted by "SPS": Spontaneous Preggars Syndrome.

I mean, holy hell... if she comes within 3 feet of a man, she's pregnant.

By the time she's 35, she'll have 22 kids and her uterus will be a slip-and-slide.

Numb; NUMB, I tell you. You could put a grenade in her crotch, pull the pin, and she wouldn't feel a damn thing.

I'll tell you whats growing inside her... Its an ALIEN, I bet she got abducted by those damn aliens again. Oops she did it again.

but her uterus is still goin to be a slip n slide.

I wonder what else could be put up there besides the grenade... that could be a fun science experiment. like 100 bottle rockets or something, im open for suggestions

hi britney nice to talk again i got u on myspace lol bethan williams remember and tiffany lewis

itis so sexy pic

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