In today's New York Daily News, Angelina Jolie weighs in on Madonna's adoption of Malawi's most famous citizen, David Banda. Jolie lashes out at Madonna, saying that she would "never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal." Jolie then smartly decides to shelter herself from the overwhelming wrath that is Madonna, stating
"I have been horrified by the attacks she's been subjected to. All that should count is the happiness of her little David," Britain's Telegraph newspaper, which also reported today on the Gala interview, quoted her as saying.
Oh, Angelina. You attack Madonna for illegally adopting, and then call the child "her little David." You're no wordsmith, but thank you for setting Madonna strait on this issue. Whenever I need advice on the convoluted adoption laws of third world nations, there is no one I would rather turn to than you. Besides collagen injection aftercare, I think a J.D. in family law is what you were cut out for.
I originally thought that the reason why it had been reported that she just now understands the hurt she has caused Aniston is because 50% of her prior fan base refuse to watch her movies, but now I realize it is because her IQ is slightly over 50.
Thanks, Celebslam! :-)
I have not been a fan of Whorelina since she kissed her brother at an awards show, shes just too weird for my taste, but now I also realize that she cares about no one but herself, its all about what she wants, and the hell with everyone else..I used to like Brad, but I think hes just like Vagalina, and they deserve each other...
She is so full of shit!
She is so bonable!
I really think Brad is one of those guys who needs to be told what he likes, what he wants, etc. And wow is she the perfect person for him...she likes to be the boss. I bet it works really well for them.