Here's the mugshot of Nicole Richie after she was arrested this morning in what may go down as the lamest DUI ever. Sorry for the grainy image but it seems as if the police department cameras couldn't quite get themselves to focus on Richie's face. Some people say it's wrong to give cameras awards for heroism. Some people would be wrong.
Read the dates. The first booking sheet isn't current. It's old. It looks like it says 2003. The writing's pretty small, so it's hard to say all this accurately, but the dates don't say December, that I'm sure of. The top of it also appears to say she's 21. Which would be.. an old booking sheet. Even the bail amount's different by $5,000.00. So, she was 90 back whenever, and 85 lbs now.
moi: I know, I updated it. I really am an idiot
Nick
Nope. Not an idiot! I would never visit an idiot's website several times a day :) and I LOVE this site. Shared it with several coworkers when the whole Brit vag deal started!
So, thank you so much for entertaining me throughout the day!
85 LBS?! What the hell?! I know fourteen year olds who weigh more than that.
I bet you that she still shoots up heroine on the side!
But then again she has a little more class than that Hilton skank!
Grunchliek