Try not to laugh as you read the latest ridiculous quote from Paris Hilton:
"It's been my dream to have four babies by 30," the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she's highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: "I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids." In fact, looking after kiddies has become so appealing to Hilton that she recently cut short a night out with Spears, announcing to friends, "We're going home to the babies. We miss them."
Let's hope Paris is joking. I'd rather have Susan Smith raise another baby than her. But what I want to know is how it's possible that Paris has never had a kid? That chick has had more semen dumped into her than a collection cup at a sperm bank. It's either one of nature's miracles that she's not pregnant or Paris is on a first name basis with the doctors at Planned Parenthood. She probably has one of their 'frequent visitor cards' already filled up. 5th abortion free!
I am so glad that Paris finds solace in the fact that she can care and love for children because she knows how to pour kibble and scoop shit. But somehow I don't think she does either of those.
Paris SHOULD have kids. Lots of them. And when they appear in porno sex videos, wreck cars, get DWIs and act like low lifes, she'll know first hand how her parents must feel! Of course, she'll capitalize on every bit of it...like she does with Nicole's weight problem, Britney's exposure shots, etc. And we'll eat it all up, vampires for trash that we are! hahaha Can't wait to see what she says at the first poopy diaper.
Please don't let her procreate!
Is she checking to see whether the dog is a boy or a girl?