Just months after his untimely death, Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin is being immortalized--in the form of an action figure. The talking Steve Irwin figure, produced by Wild Republic Toys, will make its debut at February's International Toy Fair in New York City:

Retail price of the toy, which will spout some of Irwin's trademark phrases, will be $22. Wild Republic's Toy Fair booth will also feature appearances by Kate and Brian Coulter, members of Irwin's Wildlife Warriors Worldwide charity. His daughter, Bindi Irwin, 8, said in a statement: "We all know that Daddy had an important job. He was working to change the world so everyone would love wildlife like he did. Now it's our turn to help him."

I hope I'm eventually famous enough to have an action figure created in my likeness (but not so famous that rage-filled stingrays try to murder me). The closest thing I have now is this macaroni portrait my 7-year-old sister gave me for Christmas. Dammit, I told that bitch I wanted an iPod! Another Christmas ruined by crap I don't need.

*rips macaroni picture in half as sister cries in the corner*