Sharon Osbourne and the Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson shocked diners at a posh London restaurant by posing as the bathroom attendants. The two helped out by opening the doors to the stalls and handing out towels. As you could probably guess, they were drunk. According to the Duchess:

"We had dinner in this really smart London restaurant. After a few drinks we thought it would be quite fun to go down to the ladies and pretend to be loo attendants. It's very naughty but God it was funny. We were down there for half an hour and Sharon insisted we do it properly - handing people towels and opening cubicle doors for them. Most knew who we were and just smiled or looked really bemused. But one lady didn't recognise us and got irritated when Sharon asked her where she got her dress from. She thought we were being rude. It was hilarious."

Is this what rich people are doing nowadays when they get bored? Slumming it for a couple of laughs? Yeah Sharon, it's total high comedy acting like a normal person that has a job--i.e. what you would have been if you didn't get your wrinkly hooks into the Ozzy Osbourne gravy train. What's next? Making fun of homeless people because they don't own anything from Louis Vuitton? For fucks sake, Ferguson described the restaurant as "really smart." That should tell you all you need to know about the intelligence of these pretentious twats.