Apparently being the #1 skank in England isn't enough. Peter Andre, husband of British Model Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan), wants her to start hanging out with Paris, Lindsay, and Britney in America:

He says: "I'm loving the pictures of Paris, Britney and Lindsay Lohan hitting the town together. They all look pretty wild. I reckon Paris and Britney should ditch Lindsay and take my Katie out with them. They'd have a ball. I'm not sure I'd still have a wife by the time those party animals had finished with her!"

No, Peter, you'd still have a wife, she'd just be wearing 30% less clothing when she returned home. Though with Jordan, that's got to be hard since she doesn't wear much clothing to begin with. To her, "formal attire" means covering your nipples.