Paul McCartney has reportedly threatened to leave his one-legged wife Heather Mills with nothing if she attempts to fight the impending divorce in court. McCartney claims he made no money during their four-year marriage despite embarking on several world tours. According to British lawyer Caitlin Jenkins:
"It's a good tactic for Sir Paul -- but also quite a high-risk strategy. Only about 10 percent of contested divorce cases go down this route. Sir Paul is trying to persuade Heather's team to advise her to come to an agreement -- by suggesting she could end up with nothing if the divorce goes to court. In essence, Sir Paul is showing her how bad it could be for her."
Damn. Paul's kind of a dick. Pretty much the only way he could have been more of an asshole is if he started making cracks about Mills' "peg leg" and how "the wench will never get her land lubbin' hands on me gold doubloons." Will pirate humor ever become unfashionable? Not as long I keep running this site!
Only in England could she have been a fashion model.
And why exactly does she deserve any of his money? Explain it to me.
Wouldn't be the first money grabbing ho to end up with nothing.
I bet Paul liked to fuck the stump... a stump fucker if you will....
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Don't you just love these stories of bleached- blonde, gold digging bimbos? I find them entertaining. Of course, it would be nice if the bleached-blonde, gold digging bimbo was actually pretty. What in the world did he see in her!?
I knew there was something not right about this from the start. I hope Paul can put this all behind him and find happiness again.