Everybody Love Raymond star Patricia Heaton "protects" her four sons by regularly checking their personal emails and cell phone text messages. As if that's not bad enough, Heaton urges other parents to do the same thing. In an interview which can only lead to violent bullying at school, Heaton reveals if her 13-year-old son is interested in girls yet:
"I think he is and the only way I know this is because I check his emails. When he goes to sleep I get his cell phone and check his text messages." The actress insists checking their messages is the only way she can find out what is going on in their lives. She says, "They don't talk to me about anything. They're boys. 'How was school?' 'Fine.' 'What happened?' 'Nothing.' She adds jokingly, "And then a parent will call and say, 'Did you hear about the stabbing on the playground?' And I'm like, 'Why didn't you tell me about the stabbing on the playground?'"
Talk about setting your sons up for weird habits later in life. Will these kids be able to masturbate anywhere other than a locked closet ever again? Even if they find some privacy, they'll still probably be looking over their shoulders watching out for Patricia, despite the fact she was killed five years prior when Ray Romano snapped and became Hollywood's most famous spree-killer. It's especially creepy that she's sneaking into her sons' rooms while they sleep to check their phones. Cut the fucking cord.
BTW Patricia, of course your son likes girls at 13. When I was 13 I was already smoking cigarettes and cleaning up on three-team parlays.
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omg I betcha Dante wishes he would have thought of this one.
Oh no! A mother that actually cares about her kids! Someone who's actually being a PARENT!
If Patricia Heaton were a real parent she would have started years ago building a real parent-child relationship of trust with her kids. She will be surprised to learn that I had such a relationship with my mother (one of three boys) and went to her first for advice. I shared important stuff like "the girl thing" with her and because she was someone I trusted, though clearly not a friend, stopped to listen to what she had to say.
Spying on your sons only forces them underground and teaches them you are an advisary, not a parent they can always trust. At 13, I suppose it is already too late. C'est la Vie...
That kid is a minor. Anything he has or does belongs to me. I own him. If he screws up, I pay. If he does well, he gets the credit. To make it in this insane, Liberal, PC world, the kid needs my mature guiding hand to set his dumb 13 year old ass straight. Go, Patricia, you're totally on the right track.
Patricia Heaton makes me sick to my stomach. Anyone who slams M J. Fox for having Parkinson's and sneaks into their kids room at night to check their emails is truly psychotic. The only thing she and her big mouth are proving is how much people will get sick of her (including her own children)and the blanket of a successful sitcom will soon be gone. She is the frightening product slob (promoting everything)who never shuts up.
Tell this to marlon Brando