According to U.K. reports, Paris Hilton has supposedly been giving new friend Britney Spears private pole dancing lessons:
"Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."
Were any of you surprised that Paris has an in-house stripper pole? Neither was I. Seriously, I read right over that part of the story without even giving it a second thought. That's when you know you've officially made it as a slut. So I think a congratulations are in order for Paris.
U.K. reports, Paris Hilton has supposedly been giving new friend Britney Spears private pole dancing lessons:
"Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."
Were any of you surprised that Paris has an in-house stripper pole? Neither was I. Seriously, I read right over that part of the story without even giving it a second thought. That's when you know you've officially made it as a slut. So I think a congratulations are in order for Paris.
U.K. reports, Paris Hilton has supposedly been giving new friend Britney Spears private pole dancing lessons:
"Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."
Were any of you surprised that Paris has an in-house stripper pole? Neither was I. Seriously, I read right over that part of the story without even giving it a second thought. That's when you know you've officially made it as a slut. So I think a congratulations are in order for Paris.
U.K. reports, Paris Hilton has supposedly been giving new friend Britney Spears private pole dancing lessons:
"Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."
Were any of you surprised that Paris has an in-house stripper pole? Neither was I. Seriously, I read right over that part of the story without even giving it a second thought. That's when you know you've officially made it as a slut. So I think a congratulations are in order for Paris.
U.K. reports, Paris Hilton has supposedly been giving new friend Britney Spears private pole dancing lessons:
"Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."
Were any of you surprised that Paris has an in-house stripper pole? Neither was I. Seriously, I read right over that part of the story without even giving it a second thought. That's when you know you've officially made it as a slut. So I think a congratulations are in order for Paris.
U.K. reports, Paris Hilton has supposedly been giving new friend Britney Spears private pole dancing lessons:
"Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."
Were any of you surprised that Paris has an in-house stripper pole? Neither was I. Seriously, I read right over that part of the story without even giving it a second thought. That's when you know you've officially made it as a slut. So I think a congratulations are in order for Paris.
BTW, The last person I want giving me a private strip tease is Britney Spears. I imagine it would be just a horrific mass of lumpy flesh and c-section scars. I'd only be able to take a few minutes of it before I just collapsed onto the floor and started having seizures.
That's uh...a demonic picture of Lil' Miss Britney.
Paris also has a "Sybian" in her bedroom!
Urban Dictionary would not allow me to view what a sybian is, to be able to link it here.
If one of you loyal CelebSlam minions could try and link it, I'll provide a link to Urban Dictionary and you can copy & paste it into the search window.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
A Sybian is a device used mostly by women for autoerotic purposes and sexual arousal. It consists of a saddle-like seat containing an electric motor connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the center. Various phallic objects, like dildos, butt plugs, and nubs can be attached to the rod. The Sybian is designed to vibrate when used, while its attachments rotate. This vibration stimulates the clitoris, while the rotation (in a circular motion) stimulates the G-spot. The intensity of either of these actions can be increased or decreased through a control box attached to the Sybian's base with a cord. The combination of the different stimuli can presumably produce more intense orgasms than the user might otherwise be able to experience via autoerotic or other sexual activity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian
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