Paris Hilton posted a defense of Britney Spears and her "partying ethics" on her MySpace page. Yeah, she actually used the term "partying ethics." An analysis:

"Lately, you’ve been seeing pics of me and Britney partying (blah blah) [sic] and she knows that some of her fans are very upset about what they call her ‘behavior’ and sadly they’re blaming the issue on her being friends with me."

Hmm, "sadly" seems to be a poor choice of words here. "Obviously" or "absolutely" would have been a much better choice.

"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling."

People will tend to do that when you flash your shaved vagina no less than four times in one week--while your newborn baby is at home bonding with your maid.

Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her. She goes home every night to her babies and partying has not come in the way of her parenting.

You know what hurts me Paris? Rocks. More specifically those weighing over 10 pounds that have sharp and pointy edges. Wait, what were talking about again?

“Anyone who has called her out on this should really be ashamed. There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them ‘bad parents.’"

Surely there must be some reason Us Weekly isn't writing about the "partying ethics" of the average farm girl from Iowa. But what could that possibly be?!? I wonder if it's the same reason ESPN wouldn't cover that flag football game I played in last Saturday at the park...I was playing football and I know for a fact that they have writers on their staff that cover football. It's so unfair!

She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn’t care about her children. For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind. Love, Paris”

There seems to be a glaring lack of spelling errors in this latest message. Paris must have had a ghostwriter. The last time she wrote something on her MySpace page, she spelled "party" with a "7"