Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Paris Hilton is claiming she's been celibate for the last "six or seven months." [pause for laughs] If you recall, the noted slut boasted earlier in the year about how she was going to abstain from sex for an entire year. [pause again for laughs] In fact, Hilton says she'd rather kiss someone than have sex. [final pause for laughs]:

When asked by a reporter how long it's been since she's had sex, Hilton said, "About six or seven months, I think. I don't care," reports the London Mirror. "I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex."Hilton insists that she's actually quite modest in that area. "I've only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I'd like to be single," Hilton declared. "Sex is sacred. People shouldn't have sex unless they're in an exclusive relationship anyway. I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't do it! Young girls should know that."

Paris is giving advice to young girls about sex? And managing to keep a straight face while doing it? The bitch has officially lost touch with reality. That's like Smokey the Bear giving advice to an arsonist when everyone knows the guy is all about preventing forest fires. Remember, only you can prevent those things.

overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Paris Hilton is claiming she's been celibate for the last "six or seven months." [pause for laughs] If you recall, the noted slut boasted earlier in the year about how she was going to abstain from sex for an entire year. [pause again for laughs] In fact, Hilton says she'd rather kiss someone than have sex. [final pause for laughs]:

When asked by a reporter how long it's been since she's had sex, Hilton said, "About six or seven months, I think. I don't care," reports the London Mirror. "I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex."Hilton insists that she's actually quite modest in that area. "I've only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I'd like to be single," Hilton declared. "Sex is sacred. People shouldn't have sex unless they're in an exclusive relationship anyway. I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't do it! Young girls should know that."

Paris is giving advice to young girls about sex? And managing to keep a straight face while doing it? The bitch has officially lost touch with reality. That's like Smokey the Bear giving advice to an arsonist when everyone knows the guy is all about preventing forest fires. Remember, only you can prevent those things.

overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Paris Hilton is claiming she's been celibate for the last "six or seven months." [pause for laughs] If you recall, the noted slut boasted earlier in the year about how she was going to abstain from sex for an entire year. [pause again for laughs] In fact, Hilton says she'd rather kiss someone than have sex. [final pause for laughs]:

When asked by a reporter how long it's been since she's had sex, Hilton said, "About six or seven months, I think. I don't care," reports the London Mirror. "I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex."Hilton insists that she's actually quite modest in that area. "I've only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I'd like to be single," Hilton declared. "Sex is sacred. People shouldn't have sex unless they're in an exclusive relationship anyway. I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't do it! Young girls should know that."

Paris is giving advice to young girls about sex? And managing to keep a straight face while doing it? The bitch has officially lost touch with reality. That's like Smokey the Bear giving advice to an arsonist when everyone knows the guy is all about preventing forest fires. Remember, only you can prevent those things.

overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Paris Hilton is claiming she's been celibate for the last "six or seven months." [pause for laughs] If you recall, the noted slut boasted earlier in the year about how she was going to abstain from sex for an entire year. [pause again for laughs] In fact, Hilton says she'd rather kiss someone than have sex. [final pause for laughs]:

When asked by a reporter how long it's been since she's had sex, Hilton said, "About six or seven months, I think. I don't care," reports the London Mirror. "I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex."Hilton insists that she's actually quite modest in that area. "I've only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I'd like to be single," Hilton declared. "Sex is sacred. People shouldn't have sex unless they're in an exclusive relationship anyway. I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't do it! Young girls should know that."

Paris is giving advice to young girls about sex? And managing to keep a straight face while doing it? The bitch has officially lost touch with reality. That's like Smokey the Bear giving advice to an arsonist when everyone knows the guy is all about preventing forest fires. Remember, only you can prevent those things.

overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Paris Hilton is claiming she's been celibate for the last "six or seven months." [pause for laughs] If you recall, the noted slut boasted earlier in the year about how she was going to abstain from sex for an entire year. [pause again for laughs] In fact, Hilton says she'd rather kiss someone than have sex. [final pause for laughs]:

When asked by a reporter how long it's been since she's had sex, Hilton said, "About six or seven months, I think. I don't care," reports the London Mirror. "I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex."Hilton insists that she's actually quite modest in that area. "I've only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I'd like to be single," Hilton declared. "Sex is sacred. People shouldn't have sex unless they're in an exclusive relationship anyway. I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't do it! Young girls should know that."

Paris is giving advice to young girls about sex? And managing to keep a straight face while doing it? The bitch has officially lost touch with reality. That's like Smokey the Bear giving advice to an arsonist when everyone knows the guy is all about preventing forest fires. Remember, only you can prevent those things.

overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Paris Hilton is claiming she's been celibate for the last "six or seven months." [pause for laughs] If you recall, the noted slut boasted earlier in the year about how she was going to abstain from sex for an entire year. [pause again for laughs] In fact, Hilton says she'd rather kiss someone than have sex. [final pause for laughs]:

When asked by a reporter how long it's been since she's had sex, Hilton said, "About six or seven months, I think. I don't care," reports the London Mirror. "I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex."Hilton insists that she's actually quite modest in that area. "I've only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I'd like to be single," Hilton declared. "Sex is sacred. People shouldn't have sex unless they're in an exclusive relationship anyway. I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't do it! Young girls should know that."

Paris is giving advice to young girls about sex? And managing to keep a straight face while doing it? The bitch has officially lost touch with reality. That's like Smokey the Bear giving advice to an arsonist when everyone knows the guy is all about preventing forest fires. Remember, only you can prevent those things.