The New York Post is reporting that Paris Hilton may possibly be engaged. Paris was seen at recent dinner party wearing an engagement ring, leading to speculation that on-again/off-again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos may have popped the question:

Hilton shocked partygoers Monday night when she arrived at Stacey Bendet's "Black & White" dinner for her clothing line alice+olivia at Katsuya in L.A. wearing a huge diamond ring on her left hand. She strolled in with her on-again, off-again Greek - and a ring that looked suspiciously like the fake "diamond" solitaire she once claimed former fiancé Paris Latsis gave her. (Latsis actually gave her a smaller ring from Cartier.) Reps for Hilton and Niarchos didn't return calls for comment.

And you made fun of Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson for their short marriage (oops, that was me)--wait until Paris and Stavros get married. I give Paris three of four days before she starts banging the milkman or UPS guy--possible both with her cavernous vagina. You can't turn that bitch into a housewife. It's like trying to turn Denise Richards into a real actress.