Paris Hilton refuses to let her acting career die. The prolific whore has been taking acting classes in Beverly Hills to help prepare for her new film, The Hottie and the Nottie. The movie centers around a woman who refuses to marry her boyfriend until she sets up her ugly friend with a new guy. I don't think it'd be too big of an assumption to say that Paris is probably playing the part of the ugly friend. I'd say this is the perfect role for her but there's a rumor floating around Hollywood that the director of the next Harry Potter movie needs a young actress to play the part of a "glory hole." Is there anything better than "glory hole" humor? I say no.