Christina Aguilera is a poor lyer

Damn, this is like the third time I've written about PETA in as many weeks. They already called out Nicole Richie and Madonna earlier in the month and now they're setting their sites on Christina Aguilera. PETA is pissed that the singer has been wearing a stole made of fox fur on her current worldwide tour. However, Aguilera is claiming she was tricked into wearing the stole by her designer Roberto Cavalli. After being tipped off by PETA, Aguilera claimed:

she was "very upset" insisting she "only ever wears fake fur." She has now replaced the stole for a fake fur version, in time for gigs in Switzerland, Austria, and the Czech Republic this month.

And just how was Christina tipped off by PETA? A letter or perhaps a telegram? Nope. Vice President of PETA, Dan Mathews, took time off from marveling at his jacket made of hemp to send Aguilera an email containing:

a link to a video showing foxes getting killed by anal electrocution for their fur.

Lame excuse by Christina. She's obviously lying her ass off so some Birkenstock-wearing hippy from PETA doesn't throw a bucket of paint on her. Playing dumb only works when you're trying avoid paternity tests and jury duty..."bailiff, dismiss that man chewing on the jury box--the one with urine running down his leg!" As you can tell, I fucking HATE jury duty.

And what's up with using anal electrocution to kill these foxes. I'm all for it as a means of sexual gratification, but for killing foxes? What happened to the tried and true method of putting them in a grocery bag weighed down with rocks and throwing them into a river. I hear it's relatively painless. At least I hope it us. God knows I wouldn't want to run into all those unwanted puppies in hell.

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For constantly showing off that hot body of hers i say she gets to wear all the dead animals she wants to.

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PETA is such a joke. I'm 40, and I've never had any respect for PETA because of all the underhanded, and sometimes illegal, crap they try to pull. PETA has lost it's appeal in America because Americans are tired of being bullied and threatened.

PETA is a total joke indeed... bunch of hypocrites... they only bitch at Americans when its other parts of the world that are perpetrating real atrocities...
they wanted a sanctuary for the spotted owl, we gave it to them... and now the Lipotes vexillifer is extinct in China and you dont hear a word from PETA...
I dont know what a Lipotes vexillifer is but I bet its delicious as hell between two slices of rye and those Chinese bastards took that away from us...
Thanks PETA... thanks alot...

what would be your version of puppies from hell? would it be little puppy-shaped flames devouring your skin? or would it be you standing in front of a closed pet store with an entire bag of treats and a fat little pug staring at you not being able to understand why you can't give him a snack. that'd be my puppy hell.
what is PETA, anyway? people actually kill animals for there pelts? and our country is at war with "terrorists"? this makes no sense.

ugh, i mean "their" pelts. oops

if you hate others as in "HATE PETA"
you hate yourself.
See how they kill foxes, wolves, wolverines, and other beautiful, endangered animals farmed for their furs.
It's worse than any serial killer. It's humna beings at their darkest using all their energy for darkness. The strange thing is that bloody fur does not make Christina Aguilera a better singer.

What's the big deal? They're only animals. They probably like being used as fashion accessories. As a matter of fact, a few years ago I was hanging out up on one of those silly glaciers that are melting when a baby seal came up to me. Maybe it came up to me because I was holding some fresh fish and a tire iron, but I thought it was attacking me. Now, I do have the right to defend myself so I went Sammy Sosa on it. Long story short, I have baby hand warmers and a fur cap with a big hole in the top.

I love animals. They're delicious.

You know what - just hit back this winter season at those crazy PETA terrorists/psychos' - I will be wearing all my favorite furs - and someone was right here - I AM SICK OF BEING TOLD OR ORDERED BY PETA to wear only what they see fit! WHO APPOINTED THEM THE FASHION POLICE THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW? WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT THEY DEEM TO BE FASHIONABLE OR OTHERWISE? Get the fuck off my face this winter/autumn season or you crazy PETA protesters will get a huge dose of PEPPER SPRAY - be CAREFUL BE VERY CAREFUL! Us Fur wearers are fighting back! GO EAT MEAT GO GET A BRAIN - ANIMALS ARE NOT OUR EQUALS - IF THEY WERE - GOD WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM VOCAL CHORDS AND A LANGUAGE WE CAN UNDERSTAND - AND THEY WOULD THEN BE ABLE TO FIGHT FOR THEIR OWN RIGHTS - UNTIL THEN - ALL POWER TO HUMAN BEINGS!

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