UPDATE: Images removed at request of owner--replaced with a picture of Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. Check out the original images here.

I wasn't going to write about this, because let's face it, two hands typing leaves exactly zero to masturbate with but, alas, The Miss USA pageant is involved in yet another scandal after Miss Nevada 2007, Katie Rees (center), was photographed exposing her chest, kissing other females, and giving mock-BJs to both men and women. Earlier this week, Miss USA Tara Conner nearly lost her crown after news came out the 20-year-old was getting drunk in New York bars and making out with Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. According to a source:

...pageant officials are investigating the behaviour of Rees, 22, who was crowned Miss Nevada in Las Vegas in October. She will represent the state in the Miss USA pageant next spring. Earlier this month, Rees was the guest of honour at a Special Olympics bowling tournament and last month attended an event for underprivileged children. But Rees showed off a much wilder side in the pictures, taken during a party in Tampa, Florida before she was crowned Miss Nevada.

Now if these pictures don't prove the existence of both God and Santa Claus I just don't know how I'll ever convince you. I dare you to look at these and not get a raging boner--that goes for you, too, Reverend Smith.

UPDATE: Rees was stripped of her title. Career in porn here we come--pun intended!

UPDATE: Images removed at request of owner--replaced with a picture of Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. Check out the original images here.