The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay Lohan may be hooked on a dangerous combination of drugs, including Rush Limbaugh's drug of choice, Oxycontin. According to a "close friend" that passed a polygraph test, Lindsay has been mixing "cocaine and the prescription pain medication Oxycontin with vodka - a dangerous combination that keeps her awake and partying for days - before taking sleeping pills when she finally needs to crash." The mystery source continues:
"It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out. And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying."
If any of you are actually surprised by this story, I have some oceanfront land in Nebraska I want to sell you. Lindsay and all of her cohorts aren't staying up until 5am based on alcohol and its depressant effects. "Willpower" you say? That part of Lindsay's brain died about ten years ago when she got a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red for her birthday. It's too bad D.A.R.E. didn't have as big an impact on Lindsay's life as it did my own.
*takes bong hit*
Duh, As If! It's not like the whole world hasn't noticed. You know what, she's gotten so sleazy, she and K-Fedexed should get together.
Drug cocktails? Ya think? Have you read that email from the other day?
Duh, As If! The world is not totally clueless. She's gotten so sleazy that she should hook up with somebody her level. I think she and K-fedex would make a happy couple.
Saying she might be a druggie is like saying she might not know what size jacket to wear.
Oxy does not make you stay awake, whoever told you otherwise is full of shit. It is an opiate/pain killer, very addictive, but a downer. Its the poor mans heroine. Cocaine on the other hand makes you stay awake while completely frying your nervous system.
If this report is true, Her friends and family need to do an intervention: NOW!
The easiest way to become severely physically addicted is taking uppers and downers at the same time, it totally screws up the body chemistry. If anyone wants a road map, look at Judy Garland, whether it is amphetamines and sleeping pills or cocaine and oxycotin, it doesn't take long before the body can't function without them, a person becomes physically addicted very easily.
She needs to be in drug rehab if this is true, and she needs to constantly fight this in later years. She is not even 21..
There's nothing wrong with Lindsay. She's absolutely right -- I want to kill her ;)
I applaud the fact that as someone who just moved to this country she has such a grasp of the language. What? She didn't just arrive from China! Honestly, that letter reads like she is practicing for english as a second language (while on Oxy, Paxil & Smoke).
It's Judy's lost egg fertilized.
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