Lindsay Lohan running from something, possibly her inner demons

Lindsay Lohan admitted to UK newspaper The Sun that she owns 5,000 pairs of shoes. The Mean Girls star confessed she has become "addicted to footwear."

Lindsay, 20, said: "I own 5,000 pairs of shoes. It's mad. "I do love fashion. Stella McCartney is great, she sends me loads of free stuff." The US star also told Elle magazine she plans to perform for troops in Iraq next August - and she may learn to handle a gun. She added: "I'm not afraid of going."

You gotta love a reporter that makes a smooth transition from Lindsay Lohan owning 5,000 pairs of shoes to her visiting a violent war torn country on the brink of civil war. I haven't seen a transition that smooth since my high school days when, in an article I was writing for the school newspaper, I made a nice segue from tetherball to the Rape of Nanking.

Honestly, what other celebrity gossip sites have ever weaved the Rape of Nanking into a story about Lindsay Lohan? Celebslam.com!

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Ah, I see she's wearing the latest in elf footwear.

She may have said she owns a billion pair of shoes, but I'm sorry, those things on her feet are not one of them! WTF are those things????

Yeah really. Those shoes are Goodwill no less. Ch ch ch

Banana peels are so hot as sandals...now I know what to do with them after my boyfriend plunges me with the other part.

Gee, there are American soldiers dying in Iraq everyday and all Lindsay can think to talk about are her fucking shoes!

*Waves hand in a downward motion* Pssss!!!

oh c'mon. 5000 pairs? plus the link says 10,000 pairs. i dont believe it. no one can beat imelda marcos' extravagant collection of shoes. she took the money of the Filipinos during her time to get to buy the most expensive shoes, imagine that. lindsay can never beat her.=p

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