Lindsay Lohan and friends rang in Christmas at Lotus in New York's Meatpacking District. Even though her friends happily drank the night away--including reality TV star Brittny Gastineau--Lohan stuck to water:

Wearing a blue blazer and multicolored scarf, she declined multiple rounds of free alcohol sent to the table, says a spy. The girlie gaggle stayed until 3 a.m., when even Santa had finished his rounds. Lindsay then treated her pals to Christmas breakfast -bought off a hot-dog cart outside the club.

Now I've never been a huge believer in Christmas miracles--not after Santa failed to deliver a naked Jessica Alba under my tree for the second straight year---but Lindsay's actions the past few weeks have convinced me that miracles just may be possible. I mean, she's actually turning down multiple rounds of free drinks. That's like Rosie O'Donnell entering Costco and not immediately assaulting one of those old ladies that hands out the free samples of Hot Pockets. Or Rosie O'Donnell going to an all-you-can-eat buffet and not getting yelled at by the manager. Or even Rosie O'Donnell filling her bathtub up with something other than chocolate pudding. Anyways, you get it, Rosie O'Donnell is fat.