Sometimes it’s pretty easy to pull ass when you’re famous. Exhibit A: Keanu Reeves. He was outside Prime 112 steakhouse in South Beach waiting to be seated when he landed a rich blonde. The New York Post explains:

“[The] hot blonde pulled up in a red Porsche turbo Cabriolet, and he started chatting her up," said our spy. "Her cheesy license plate read 'NEW 007,' and Keanu got her number before heading inside to sit with his friends."

You have to hand it to Keanu for showing some self restraint. I can’t tell you how angry I get when hot blondes in brand new Porsches bug me for my phone number outside upscale steakhouses. I guess that’s the price I have to pay for being cursed with both amazing looks and an incredible personality. Of course by “incredible personality” I mean “huge penis” but you already knew that.