Is this a picture of John Travolta or a casting call for NBC's The Biggest Loser? I want to call him fat but I don't think that's a strong enough descriptor (is "KirstieAlleyFat" even a word?). There must be something about being a closeted homosexual that makes you gain weight. Probably all that semen.
I didn't want to do this but John just lost the "dreamboat" status I bestowed upon him after Grease. Now he's hovering between "pays double at a buffet" and "that dude with the bitch tits needs a bra."
Splash NewsIs this a picture of John Travolta or a casting call for NBC's The Biggest Loser? I want to call him fat but I don't think that's a strong enough descriptor (is "KirstieAlleyFat" even a word?). There must be something about being a closeted homosexual that makes you gain weight. Probably all that semen.
I didn't want to do this but John just lost the "dreamboat" status I bestowed upon him after Grease. Now he's hovering between "pays double at a buffet" and "that dude with the bitch tits needs a bra."
Splash NewsIs this a picture of John Travolta or a casting call for NBC's The Biggest Loser? I want to call him fat but I don't think that's a strong enough descriptor (is "KirstieAlleyFat" even a word?). There must be something about being a closeted homosexual that makes you gain weight. Probably all that semen.
I didn't want to do this but John just lost the "dreamboat" status I bestowed upon him after Grease. Now he's hovering between "pays double at a buffet" and "that dude with the bitch tits needs a bra."
And? John T. has been fat for years, this is nothing new!
But he's Vinnie Barbarino!!
Aww, look what a happy smile he has there :D
I love the way he looks now, and he would probably look better with even more weight!