Beyonce and Jay-Z taking in a Knicks basketball game

On his upcoming single "Lost One," rapper Jay-Z leaves fans pondering the status of his relationship with longtime girlfriend Beyoncé Knowles:

On the track he raps, "I don't think it's meant to be, B/For she loves the work more than she does me/And, honestly, at 23, I would probably love my work more than I did she/So we ain't we, it's me and her/That's what she prefers." But the rapper insists he isn't giving up on the relationship, adding, "So I have to give her free time even if it hurts... Maybe we can be we again like we were."

Breaking up with a girl via hit song has to go down as the second most badass way to end a relationship. The first is using one of those fake guns that shoots out a note that says "BANG". But instead of "BANG" it says "WE'RE THROUGH BITCH"

pondering the status of his relationship with longtime girlfriend Beyoncé Knowles:

On the track he raps, "I don't think it's meant to be, B/For she loves the work more than she does me/And, honestly, at 23, I would probably love my work more than I did she/So we ain't we, it's me and her/That's what she prefers." But the rapper insists he isn't giving up on the relationship, adding, "So I have to give her free time even if it hurts... Maybe we can be we again like we were."

Breaking up with a girl via hit song has to go down as the second most badass way to end a relationship. The first is using one of those fake guns that shoots out a note that says "BANG". But instead of "BANG" it says "WE'RE THROUGH BITCH"

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UPDATE: Just found this bit of news regarding the "surprise" 37th birthday party Beyoncé is throwing for Jay-Z next week:

"Beyoncé is throwing Jay a four-day birthday party, but it's really a wedding," said one source. Guests, including family and close friends, were told to have passport applications filed by last Friday so they can attend the bash on a yacht in St. Barts. But insiders said the guests will also be ferried over to Anguilla for the wedding at Cap Juluca, a five-star resort with Moorish villas.

So if any of your friends asks you about Jay-Z and Beyoncé's relationship (like they're ALWAYS asking me), you can tell them with confidence that the two are either breaking up or getting married. If they ask you to clarify, just punch them.

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Jay-Z/Beyonce news means nothing to me, but I do know that they are already married and have been for a while. A friend of a friend (lame connection, I know) is head of security for Jay-Z's tour and is good friends with thems folk. So you could almost say the happy/split-up couple and I are best friends ~ which makes me an authority. So, yeah, already married. Yee-haw.

the explosive looney toon gun method is exactly how i want someone to break up with me. man, now i might have actually encourage a break up. this could be bad

Jay-Z said that at 23 the girl loved work more than he. That was two years ago and they did break up for a while but they are back together again.

I DONT want beyonce and Jay Z to break up,Why becuz, i think they make a good couple , if you don't agree with me freak you then.

LAMEEEEE. i love them. they were like the only cute hollywood couple. haha well... besides Brad and Angelina of course.

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