Jennifer Lopez is rumored to be undergoing a controversial Scientology procedure to help her conceive a child. Lopez has been convinced by close friend and Scientologist Leah Remini to undergo a "cleansing process" to help in her pregnancy efforts:
"When a Scientologist says 'purified' or 'cleansed,' what they're talking about is the purification rundown," says Rick Ross of Cultnews.com, "which usually involves large doses of niacin, ingesting cooking oil and a regimen of saunas which some say could cause liver damage. So not only is it unlikely to produce the results that J. Lo is hoping for, but it may hurt her."
Ingesting cooking oil? Regimen of saunas? WTF? Where exactly does the penis come into play during this whole cleansing process? I may have failed biology in high school but I do know that making babies requires some inserting and thrusting and maybe a little slapping around. Figures Tom Cruise follows a religion that doesn't require actual sexual contact to impregnate your wife.
Little does jlo know that marc's been slipping her ground up birth control pills.muahahahahhaha.
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Scientology is just like any other money grabbing fictitious religion with different organizations within organizations to get federal grant money the money from their idiot members. Hello, Celebrity Center? Look at the list my people. They have a scam where they do the cleansing thing in jails all over, and then they don't pay their staff, owing them thousands of dollars in back pay.But they dont promote themselves as Scientologists, or else the cat would be out of the bag and the crap would hit the fan. And the cleansing? Olive Oil, a gazillion vitamins a day and this seaweed like drink you gulp down and the sauna. If this daily combination doesnt "cleanse" the heck out of you, I dont know what will. It figures someone as hollow as JLO would be sucked in.
Holy turkey baster, Batman!
So they are going to make her chug cooking oil and have it seep out her pores in a sauna? I dont believe I ever did this, and alas, Im now 8 months pregnant. Where did I miss the gravy train of niacin and cooking oil...man I missed out! *gag*
It's not ingested, as is often stated.
What happens is a daily series of olive oil (mixed with sensitizier agents and other elements) douches and enemas, which are used to cleanse the body.
Very often, the douches cause the person to orgasm quite frequently, and the sensation of the enemas only intensify the orgasmic feelings.
This then causes the person to be more likely to concive, due to the inceased sexual activity.
Almost all the women who have undergone this treatment continue it even after pregnancy. Quite a few have praised the treatments for increasing thier libido and improving their sex lives.
One of the less talked about side effects of the treatment is a form of "vaginal rejuvination", where the women have reported that their vaginal openings have tightened up to making them feel like virgins everytime they have sex.
I can't believe she's falling for Shittology! :sick: