Maybe Stavros Niarchos is serious about his relationship with Paris Hilton? Rumor is he's trying to tone down her partying ways so he can finally bring her home to his less-than-thrilled parents:

Niarchos was doing everything in his power to get Hilton home at a decent hour last week end in Miami, where he took a break from studying art to party it up with Paris, Nicky Hilton and Brandon Davis. But on both Friday and Saturday nights, he argued with Hilton, trying to convince her to go back to their room at the Shore Club (she wanted to stay out). The two were also seen exchanging words outside of Ink.

So Stavros wants to turn Paris Hilton into a lady? Yeah, good luck with that. He'd have an easier time turning Courtney Love into a Mormon. You've all seen those tamed bears that wear stupid hats and ride a unicycle around a circus ring? The ones that ALWAYS end up snapping and mauling their trainer. Well Paris is the same way. She can only take so many Saturday nights at home before she just snaps and half of Beverly Hills ends up with an STD.