Two Scarlett Johansson stories in one day! Remember the Vanity Fair cover she did earlier this year with Keira Knightley? I guess Scarlett was mad because some crew member was more interested in his Blackberry than seeing her naked. According to Scarlett:

"Keira and I, and we're totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry computer. Everyone was busy working. But I guess it's better than if they were all looking at me. It was comfortable." Meanwhile, Scarlett - who was announced Esquire magazine's Sexiest Woman 2006 - is prepared to reveal all in a movie. She added: "I'm not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project, maybe some sensational European art film."

Scarlett's reaction is a perfect example of why women confuse me. Men don't look at them--they get angry. Men look at them--they get angry. And don't try to say the lady next door was pissed because she caught me standing on that stool. I mean, how else was I supposed to look through a bathroom window that's nearly eight feet off the ground? Idiot.