D.A.R.E. Logo: To keep kids off drugs

Star Magazine writes about the Hollywood drug scene in their latest issue. From the article:

A tsunami of drug use has taken Hollywood by storm, and it doesn't seem to be slowing Last month, Lindsay Lohan overdosed and was revived by a doctor in her hotel room at L.A.'s Chateau Marmont. On December 11, Nicole Richie was arrested after driving the wrong way down a freeway in Burbank, California, after using marijuana and painkiller Vicodin. A source tells Star an A-list rapper has "an employer whose sole job is to roll marijuana joints for him."

Another source reveals that most of these late-night parties (nicknamed "plate parties" because the drugs are cut up on a plate) are happening in the exclusive Hollywood Hills:

According to another source a well-known director is a frequent host, as well as Lindsay Lohan. Her suite at the Chateau Marmont, room 29, is a frequent late-night hangout spot for crowds of young stars. A source reveals that one night in mid-December, "some friends came in with some coke and Lindsay and half of the party disappeared in the bathroom…she did a couple of lines in each nostril sharing the rest of the coke with her friends."

Took a few years of grieving but it looks like it's officially O.K. to start describing things as a "tsunami" again. What a relief to have my full range of phrases back, I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to use the words "tsunami of cock" or "tidal wave of semen" in all these Paris Hilton stories I've been writing about lately. It's like trying to beat up a group of fifth graders with one hand tied behind your back. Sure your menacing glances and furious kicks will take down most of them--but what about the tall one with the mustache--the one that was held back a few grades? That kid can really punch!

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