Evangeline Lilly's Hawaii home burned down Wednesday morning. Lilly, a star on ABC's island drama Lost, rents the house along with two other crew members:

Honolulu Fire Capt. Kenison Tejada said that his department received the alarm at 6:43 a.m. Wednesday, and that crews reached the scene six minutes later. "When we arrived the house was fully engulfed," Tejada said. "It was a complete loss. Just the roof was still standing." He confirmed that none of the house's three female residents were home at the time of the fire. Two were at work and the third was off island, he said.

Now Evangeline, this is probably a very emotional time for you. I can't pretend to know what racing through your head. If you need a crotch to cry in, just know that I'm available. While I don't resemble the stunted hobbit you're used to sleeping with, I'll grow on you. Of course by "grow on you," I mean "repeatedly have sex with you." But you already knew that. What other inference could you possibly make from those pictures I've been sending?