According to Life & Style Weekly, Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman's 13-month marriage may be in trouble. The two married in 2005 after dating since late 2002. A source revealed to Life & Style:
"The couple has been seen partying sans wedding rings. On December 6, Christina left Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris without her ring, she looked upset. Over the course of three nights, Jordon did the club scene with friends- also without his ring. He was looking sad and distressed."
Regarding her marriage with Bratman, Christina told the Irish Examiner three weeks ago:
"I think it is hard. You are surprised and disappointed by certain things in your first year. I think the biggest misconception is that everything is going to be perfect and nothing will go wrong."
Surprised? You mean like finding out you married a guy who's basically an uglier version of that dude from The 'Burbs (contrasted nicely above). Seriously, if I looked like this guy, I'd have to talk my hand into masturbating. And my hand is a damn slut.
Dude, that picture is hilarious. The Burbs is one of my favorite movies--you totally nailed it!
He also looks like "BaBa Booey" from the Howard Stern Show?
http://jeffseby.tripod.com/stnsnds/BabaBooey.jpg
I don't understand why people still get surprised when celebrities divorce.
I actually find him to be rather attractive...I don't see why people can't respect the fact that different people have different ideas of what's sexy and that that's probably a good thing. For example, I have never found Brad Pitt to be the epitome of sexiness that the majority of the world apparently finds him to be and would much rather be married to an Adrian Brody or a Jordan Bratman type. Just my opinion, though.
i could go into aesthetics, symmetry, etc but, if you find him attractive then you're an idiot promoting a world full of ugly genes.
p.s. i know that was completely tasteless so fire away
It was simply a matter of time until this happened because she didn't
marry him for love, she married him for his package! There's an old saying, that if a guy looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then he is hung like a horse! So, XTina loves the fact, or used to for that matter, that the ol' Bratman can split her like an axe to an oak tree!
Genevieve...I think you`re totally right!! And the Brad Pitt comment was great, because I would also rather marry jordan bratman than brad pitt...brad pitt with blonde hair and no beart....hello?? brad pitt is ugly!
What the hell is it, that makes jordan ugly??? There is nothing about him that is ugly! absolutely nothing!
Are you crazy? I'm a guy and I want his load inside me.
what the hell!!! he is so extremely ugly and she is so beatuful it makes no sense. she could be with anyone one she wants but instead shes with this ugly o big lip big nose monkey looking f*cker it makes me sick! i wonder if she ever sees hot azz guys and compares her man to them!
jordan is very ugly and christina is not that beautiful
why did she marry that ugly jew, she must have been brainwashed into doind it, come on, she can have a good looking rich nice guy, that dude put the sheenie curse on her lol!