Christina Aguilera got absolutely shitfaced after dropping $3,800 during a recent trip to a London club with her entourage. Aguilera's friend is claiming that she didn't drink as much as it seemed: "Not only is she very little," said the source, "but she was quite tired because she's in the middle of her tour." The London Mirror also added:

Aguilera reportedly was carried out of the London club Kabaret's Prophecy, at 5 a.m. over a friend's shoulder.

Uh, Aguilera wasn't "reportedly" carried out of the bar, she was "fucking definitely" carried out. Check out the pictures. I looked more together on my 21st birthday--and I drank an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol.