Victoria Beckham and her sister Louise went shopping yesterday in London FOR EIGHT STRAIGHT HOURS, not even "stopping for lunch." Wow. There is literally nothing in life I can do for eight hours straight. Sleep, work, drive, sit....I can't even fornicate for eight hours and I have a ribbon hanging above my bed that proclaims me the 'Best Lover of 1987.' And who is that mystery woman with Victoria Beckham? It can't possibly be her sister since the other women actually has normal looking skin that doesn't resemble beef jerky purchased from a roadside stand.
Only cool people were sunglasses indoors...