Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding portrait

Here's the first pictures of the TomKat wedding. I'm gonna go watch football now and eat raw beef to remind myself that I still have a penis.

Note: I didn't know Scientology ceremonies including a ceremonial hacking of the brides feet off. I could have sworn that Katie was taller than Tom....Hmmmmm (thank buhbuh)

was taller than Tom....Hmmmmm (thank buhbuh)

Brooke Shields arrives for the TomKat weddingwas taller than Tom....Hmmmmm (thank buhbuh)

Brooke Shields and husband arrive for the TomKat ceremonywas taller than Tom....Hmmmmm (thank buhbuh)

Brooke Shields attending the Tom Cruise Katie Holmes wedding

was taller than Tom....Hmmmmm (thank buhbuh)

Katei Holmes looking out a castle window before the ceremonywas taller than Tom....Hmmmmm (thank buhbuh)

Tom Cruise waves to fans as he arrives for his weddingwas taller than Tom....Hmmmmm (thank buhbuh)

Katie Holmes arrives for the wedding ceremony

More pictures after the jump............. 

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what a douche. you can totally tell she is squatting and bending her knees so he can be taller and feel like a big man. look how stiff he is holding himself trying to maximize his height. how embarrassing she has to do that on her wedding day so she doesnt upset his pathetic ego.

LOL. I didn't even notice that!

Haha, that's what I noticed too....her shoulders are hunched giving her the appearance of poor posture, just to make him look taller. I give them about....8 months before the divorce (and the restraining order she places on him because his Scientology fetish has taken over her life!!!).
I really wanna see Suri's dress!!!

Holy crap. Everyone in this wedding looks busted. Except Tom, of course. He looks just plain crazy.

No shit. What the hell happened to Brooke Shields? She looks like death

Awww! They're just so fucking precious.

So many celebrities in one location and not a hi-jacked airplane to be found anywhere. Why can't terrorists make mass celebrity murders a part of their political platform?

Please remove copyrighted material.

will smith has grey hair now? is he aging prematurely or is jada's vag just that damn good?

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take a look at her face in the window the day of and before the wedding, that says it all right there to me.

look at her face in the window before the wedding, does that not say it all?

a look at her face in the window the day of the wedding pretty much speaks for itself.

I think that Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes make a very pretty couple. I am so happy for them on the day of their wedding. People shouldn't be so jelous about these couple. Just becasue he has lots of money. He earned it. The only thing I can't get is why dosen't Tom Cruise help out organizations I don't hardly hear that he helps out poor people. I mean with all that he spent on his wedding and on the perfume that his wife wore for the wedding. You would figure he would help out the most needy. Is it because of the religion he is in?

oh ma dais that dress that she's wearing is not that buff and it dont even look expensive

they looked very exited for there marriage and also happy. i wish they live togther for 7 BIRTHS. In LOVE there is no matter that who is tall or smart, only matters feeling and respect for eachother and i think this feeling of love exist in there RELATION.

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