Because of shit like this: an X17 photographer was hanging outside the Chateau Marmont on Halloween night and caught Paris Hilton making a complete ass out of herself. She was outside in a hummer limo with 5 or 6 girlfriends, her sister Nicky, and Brandon Davis. Paris was pretty pissed that her on-again/off-again boyfriend Stavros Niarchos was still inside hanging with Lindsay Lohan. So Paris gets on her cell phone, oblivious to the fact a cameraman was recording her, and starts yelling at Niarchos, "I'm sitting here with a bunch of idiots; I've been with them for 3 nights and I'm sick of it! -If you're not out here in five minutes, we're not fucking tonight! -You better get your ass in this car, you fucking asshole!" After the tirade, Paris' bodyguards got out of the limo, realizing the photographer had caught the entire incident. Here's where Paris' calculating side takes over: she whispers to the X17 paparazzo "Come here, I want you to shoot something." As the paparazzo approached the car, Paris lured him into her devilish trap by telling him to come a little bit closer. Once he got to the limo, Paris yelled, "Give me the motherfucking tape!" and grabbed at the camera. Well the light broke on the camera and the cameraman fell to the ground. As Paris and her bodyguard hovered over him, he relented and gave up the tape.

Paris has yet to contact him about the broken light.

And there you have it folks, the exact moment when Western civilization began it's rapid decline.