The night before she went clubbin' with Britney Spears, Paris Hilton was out with James Blunt until the "wee hours" of the morning. Though Paris calls James a "great guy" and claims they are "just good friends," methinks there's some whorish treachery afoot. Which is a little weird considering how James Blunt looks. If this guy wasn't almost famous, he would probably be serving a 30 day sentence for vagrancy. Paris is probably whispering to him "if you ever clean my windshield with a dirty newspaper again, so help me God, I will cut out your lower intestines and feed them to a pack of hungry buzzards....now, unzip your pants so I can pay you."