Publicists for Australian actress Abbie Cornish are refuting reports that their client is the secret reason behind Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe's recently announced split (which I totally predicted by the way). Rumor has it that Witherspoon found out that Phillippe was cheating on Witherspoon with Cornish on the set of their movie Stop Loss in Texas. But Cornish, 24, insists that she never slept with Phillippe. In a statement released yesterday, her publicist wrote:

"It's not true. They are co-stars and that is it."

Strong and harsh 10-word statement aside, can anyone really blame Phillippe on this one? Short answer: no. Long answer: hell no. Anyways, here's a haiku:

Ryan has a choice

New girl or dead-fish-like wife?

Hmmmm, tough decision