It was fun while it lasted (an entire half day), but, SHOCK, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are back to hating each other:

An inside source at Hyde says that Paris told Lindsay "you're a f*cking coked-out whore; don't ever say you're my friend again!" Lindsay left Hyde looking very upset, comforted by her mom, a DJ from the club and Brandon Davis(?), while new BFFs Paris and Britney take the party to Paris' house. Then, our cameras recorded Paris saying something [to the effect of]:

"Tell Firecrotch she's no longer welcome!"

Why is 'Firecrotch' an insult again? Lindsay has red hair. Wow. How humiliating. Certainly more so than having a video of you having sex spread across the Internet.

Actually, you can't really be called 'Firecrotch' if you're sporting the pre-teen look