After a night of heavy drinking I usually break things, pee in the bushes, and break things. Contrast that with Kid Rock's new wife Pamela Anderson, who ends the night by taking off her clothes and posing for nude pictures. She told Blender magazine:

"When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David LaChapelle's studio taking crazy pictures. That's usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David's studio."

Here in the Western world, we have a named for people that partake in this particular type of behavior: MASSIVE WHORES. Well I also use "Mom" but that's a family issue that's between me and the bum that hangs outside of my parent's house on Saturday nights with the Polaroid. Why would you even bring that up? It's almost like you're trying to hurt me.