For some odd reason, K-Fed and his entourage were comped a $1200 dinner earlier this week at Corio in New York. Of course the free food at liquor at the restaurant just wasn't enough for K-Fed and his crew, according to an eyewitness at the restaurant:

"He just kept ordering more and more food and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food out to the clubs with him. Then he started putting napkins in the tops of the tequila and vodka bottles and stuck them under his coat trying to sneak the liquor out with him. It was really unbelievable to watch. The guy obviously has enough money to buy a bottle of liquor on his own without trying to sneak it under his coat."

Is this what it's come down to? K-Fed's pimp hand is so weak that he has to steal food and alcohol from restaurants. I feel like we should hold some sort of benefit dinner or start a collection for him. If we could all set aside just one wifebeater a week--just one--we have a chance to really change the course of his life. Or we could just laugh and point. Yeah, laughing and pointing is way better.