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I was totally going to run this yesterday, but the divorce news trumped it:

Kevin Federline's New York City concert at Webster Hall was a smashing success! According to one bartender, "They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on." Incredibly, 300 people showed up for the concert (club holds 1,500). Even though he was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, K-Fed waited for three hours in the hope that more fans would appear:

"He was holding things up because there weren't enough fans," the bartender told the tab. "It was a bad idea ¯ he shouldn't have neglected the fans who were there." Federline's performance has been described as "mercifully short." Britney Spears's hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, "seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, 'Hey' thirty times in a row or 'New York, thank you for coming ¯ buy my CD.' "

After reading this article, I think I finally pegged Kevin Federline: He's the grownup version of the token white rapper in your average high school talent show. You know who I'm talking about--broken English, Splash News

I was totally going to run this yesterday, but the divorce news trumped it:

Kevin Federline's New York City concert at Webster Hall was a smashing success! According to one bartender, "They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on." Incredibly, 300 people showed up for the concert (club holds 1,500). Even though he was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, K-Fed waited for three hours in the hope that more fans would appear:

"He was holding things up because there weren't enough fans," the bartender told the tab. "It was a bad idea ¯ he shouldn't have neglected the fans who were there." Federline's performance has been described as "mercifully short." Britney Spears's hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, "seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, 'Hey' thirty times in a row or 'New York, thank you for coming ¯ buy my CD.' "

After reading this article, I think I finally pegged Kevin Federline: He's the grownup version of the token white rapper in your average high school talent show. You know who I'm talking about--broken English, Ecko shirt, Sean John pants, Timberland boots--acts like he came from the mean streets even though he spent his childhood summers having waterballoon fights at Camp Adventure.