Judging by these pictures of Britney ice skating the night she announced her divorce from K-Fed, it looks like she's already over him. I wasn't even this happy last week and I won $5,000 at the track and had a threesome with two cheerleaders who were throwing a car wash fundraiser near my house. Apparently Britney informed Kevin of the divorce via a text message to his cell phone, which ranks slightly behind "Splash News
Judging by these pictures of Britney ice skating the night she announced her divorce from K-Fed, it looks like she's already over him. I wasn't even this happy last week and I won $5,000 at the track and had a threesome with two cheerleaders who were throwing a car wash fundraiser near my house. Apparently Britney informed Kevin of the divorce via a text message to his cell phone, which ranks slightly behind "sky-writing" and "singing telegram" as the most satisfying way K-Fed could have received the news. To make matters worse, Kevin was in the middle of an interview with Canada's Much News when Britney dropped the text-bomb on him.
I can totally relate to the feeling of relief Britney's probably experiencing because I felt the same way after doctors removed that huge pumpkin-sized tumor from my lower intestine.
*When everyone starts making the pumpkin-sized tumor/Kevin Federline comparisons, remember where you heard it first: Celebslam.com!
Hahaha!
This made me laugh so hard I went back and read about 25 more posts. Which I never do. Because, you know, I'm not an easy laugh.
Hi-larious writing, kid. You're gonna give my beloved Michael K a run for his money...
Thanks for the compliment!
Nick
Man, tumors suck!
hmm brits website is "under construction"
scum or not scum, he's the father of her kids and by sending only a textmessage she again shows how mature she is.
After all, wasn't she the one who asked HIM to marry her, and wasn't KF at that time in a relationship with a pregnant ni**er? She's a homewrecker, now twice. Good for you Britney, little slut.
arriage in Hollywood is like gold is for pigs.
And WTF is that uglyass sweater thing she's skating around in? Looks like she got eaten by a Stripey Monster muppet from Sesame Street.
Bravo Brit. You made a mistake. Clean up the mess and move on.
This post is for Denise (Nov. 9th) and her tasteless comment.
You Bigot!! Nice comment regard k-fed other children's mother. Denise - you are a loser. There is no excuse for racist language in this day and age. In my opinion, you are lower than
K-fed anyday! Get in the 21st century! LOSER