A recently leaked song from Justin Timberlake's upcoming album apparently contains some unkind words about Janet Jackson, Timberlake's nipple-baring partner from the infamous Superbowl halftime appearance of 2005. In "Give It To Me," featuring Timbaland and Nelly Furtado, Timberlake sings:
"Could you speak up and stop mumbling?/I don't think you came in clear/When you're sitting on the top/it's hard to hear you from way up there/I saw you tryin' to act cute on TV/Just let me clear the air/We missed you on the charts last week/[Bleep] that's right, you wasn't there."
According to MSNBC "people are buzzing" that the song may be about Jackson's recent appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show:
"Justin is totally ragging on Janet," one poster noted on LiveJournal. Blogged another: "As far as I'm concerned, Timberlake is just playing around and being 'street' like the big man he is."
You know you shouldn't publish a story when your major source is someone's rant on Livejournal (AKA the poor man's Myspace). Why not just write a story about my dad painting his house last weekend. Or about how I walked my dog around the block yesterday (I saw FOUR squirrels!).
*ahem*. Livejournal doesn't have quite the high number of ads that MySpace does. Plus, it doesn't take ages to load a page on LJ, as opposed to MySpace being a bitch in that sense.
That's all.
I requesting that Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake stop taking up MY space!
None of this is true.